Nikki Glaser’s Sharp and Unfiltered Monologue at the 83rd Golden Globe Awards
Nikki Glaser delivered a bold and unapologetic opening monologue at the 83rd Golden Globe Awards, showcasing her signature wit and sharp commentary on some of the biggest headlines of the year. From the ongoing bidding war over Warner Bros. Discovery to the controversy surrounding CBS News, Glaser didn’t hold back, weaving together humor with current events in a way that left the audience both laughing and thinking.
She kicked off the show with a joke about the high-stakes battle for control of Warner Bros. Discovery, a topic that has dominated entertainment news. “We’ll start the bidding for Warner Bros. at $5. Do I hear $5?” she asked, clearly referencing the intense competition among major studios. The line was met with laughter from the crowd, especially since Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav and Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos were in attendance.
Glaser then shifted gears, poking fun at the industry itself. She noted that the Globes are celebrating the best of TV and film in Los Angeles, “where no TV or film has been made for the past six years.” This clever jab at the ever-changing landscape of Hollywood resonated with those in the room, highlighting the challenges facing the entertainment industry.
One of the most pointed moments came when she addressed the Epstein files, a topic that has sparked widespread debate. “I cannot believe the amount of star power we have in this room tonight. It's insane. There's so many A-listers,” she said. “And by A-listers, I do mean people who are on a list that has been heavily redacted.” Her comment was a clear nod to the recent revelations about Jeffrey Epstein and the powerful figures associated with him.
She also took aim at CBS News, joking that it had won the award for “Most Editing” and calling it “America’s newest place to see b.s. news.” This was a direct reference to the network’s recent controversies, including its settlement with Donald Trump and the appointment of Bari Weiss as editor-in-chief. The remarks were met with a mix of applause and laughter, showing that the audience appreciated her bold take on the situation.
Glaser also touched on the topic of Leonardo DiCaprio, who was in attendance for his nomination for “One Battle After Another.” She joked about his career, saying, “What a career you've had. I mean, countless iconic performances. You've worked with every great director. You've won three Golden Globes, an Oscar.” But then she added, “And the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.”
The joke got a big laugh, but Glaser quickly apologized, admitting it was “cheap.” She explained that there wasn’t much known about DiCaprio beyond his work, adding, “Like open up. Seriously, the most in-depth interview you've ever given was in Teen Week magazine in 1991. Is your favorite food still pasta, pasta and more pasta?”
DiCaprio nodded in agreement, confirming that he still loves pasta.
Glaser also showcased her trademark humor when she joked about the movie “Sinners,” which she claimed “saved Warner Bros. Discovery for about a month.” She then praised Michael B. Jordan’s performance in the Ryan Coogler film, where he plays twins. “I can't believe it, we got two Michael B. Jordans. When I saw that, I was like Nikki B. Jerkin,” she said. However, she immediately apologized to Jordan, acknowledging that the joke was inappropriate and should have been a private message.
This marked the second consecutive year that Glaser hosted the Golden Globe Awards, a role that has become synonymous with her sharp, no-holds-barred style. The event, which is considered one of the first major awards shows of the year, was broadcast on CBS and available for live streaming on Paramount+ Premium subscribers.
Overall, Glaser’s monologue was a blend of humor, satire, and social commentary, proving once again why she is one of the most respected comedians in the industry. Her ability to tackle serious topics with wit and intelligence made for an unforgettable opening night.
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